I have come to a realization that Hank Hill (from the tv show King of the Hill) might just be the perfect man. I am sure you all are thinking “She’s either crazy or stupid!”. Well, a little of both. But before you poo poo on my realization hear me out on this. Ok? Ok.
Let’s start with the fact that Hank Hill loves his job. And I mean LOVES his job. He cares so much for propane and propane accessories that he has made it is goal in life to get everyone to start using the cleanest burning fuel around. You will never hear him bitch or complain about his job and he is happy to work overtime. Not only does he enjoy his job more then one person can imagine, he is also very good at it. And he is not merely an employee at Strickland Propane he is the Assistant Manager AND employee of the month practically every month.
Next, Hank Hill enjoys mowing the yard. Hell, it’s one of his hobbies. He takes great pride in the way his lawn is presented and makes sure that it is always looking it’s best. You will never have to use a hatch to get through the jungle growing in your yard with Hank Hill around. Plus he enjoys grilling (a form of cooking).
And probably the most compelling argument is that Hank Hill does not like looking at any other women but his wife! That’s right! Can you believe that? Well, it’s true. He doesn’t look at any nudie magazines, pornos, or anything of the kind. One time when he was looking for his father in a strip club he kept his eyes closed the whole time cause he didn’t want to see any naked women but Peggy.
So far Hank Hill is in the lead for the perfect man. Now if I can only get Mike to start enjoying yard work he just might be tied with Hank for first place.