Stupid People, Puberty & Valentine’s Day

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How can someone be so stupid as to not only think but to actually dial up 911 and ask to be connected to Dominion’s Pizza? 911 is for emergency calls only, they have been drilling that into our heads since kindergarten. I would think these idiots would have picked up on that at some point in their lives.

I really am tired of hearing those damn idiots streaming that child molesters need treatment not punishment. If you idiots want to treat them then you can do it while they are behind bars! The judicial system is not suppose to play doctors for these evil monsters, they are suppose to PUNISH them for their crimes! Why can’t some people understand that? Is it really that hard?

Well it seems that my little girl may be starting to go through puberty. Yesterday when she came home from school, I smelled, well something like B.O. It was her shirt that she wore to school. I asked her if she spilled anything on it and she said no. Upon further smelling of the shirt I notice the smell was coming from under the arm part of the shirt. She had never “smelled” before so this was quite odd to me. She takes a bath every day. She will be 9 this April and I thought that would be too young to start wearing deodorant. But none the less I googled info on it and from what I found out girls start wearing deodorant as young as 7 and can start puberty as young as 6! I didn’t know that body odor was a sign of puberty and that about blew my mind cause I just kept thinking “No, she’s can’t be starting puberty. She’s my little girl, she’s only 8”! I can’t remember when I started going through puberty and I know damn well my mother never talked to me about any of that stuff. I learned it all from school, friends and tv/movies. At least Mike’s mom gave him a book about this stuff when he was going through it, I got diddly squat and was left to my own devices to figure stuff out. But God willing I won’t do that with Raven. I want her to be able to come to me with any questions she might have. See, I couldn’t do that with my mother, she would just tell me it’s not her job to tell me those things. I always wondered who’s job it was then. Oh well. I won’t be that type of mother. I will tell Raven about puberty, periods and even the dreaded S E X talk, when it’s time. She all ready knows some about sex. When she was in preschool she came home and told us “Devon said people have sex.” When that came out of her mouth at 4 years old I was shocked none the less, I mean my God these kids are only 4! So I asked as calmly as I could “Did Devon tell you what sex is?” “No” she replayed “He doesn’t know what sex is he only knows people have it.” I was so relieved she hadn’t had a sex talk with a classmate at 4 years old cause I was not ready for it. But it seems as the time for the S E X talk is rearing it’s ugly head and I will soon have to have it. She’s all ready picking up on things. Like last month we were watching tv and on came this cartoon commercial for a sexual enhancement pill. It shows the guy by the bed and the girl in the bed. The girl looks at the guy and gives him a “look” with a raised eyebrow. Then they turn off the lights. Raven said, out of the blue “They’re going to do that sex word.” Once again I was slightly stunned. “What makes you think that?” I asked her as if it was no big deal but inside I was freaking out. “Cause of the way they looked at each other and they turned out the light so a burglar wouldn’t see.” she said so matter of factly. She’s only going to be 9 years old and already she knows more about sex then I did at that age!

Ahhhh, love is in the air. Or did my dog just fart? That’s right, today is the oh so commercial Valentine’s Day. Not a huge fan of it but I love getting gifts so any holiday that requires a gift I am all for. Hell, we should start give gifts on President’s Day too! Why should the people who work at the post office have all the fun? Anywho, I thought I would share with you what the cheeky monkey got me for Valentine’s Day.

That’s right kiddies I got the 3 books I have been wanting. Can’t wait to start reading them! God, I’m such a dork! Happy Valentine’s Day Y’all!