Newest Fad for Sophisticated Idiots

Today I was watching 101 Craziest Moments on E! and they where showing a clip from Doctor 90210, which I do not watch, and a women who is a porn star was getting a treatment which I guess is the newest fad for the oh so sophisticated idiots in Hollywood called Anal bleaching. When I heard that the first thing out of my mouth was what the fuck! Then after they started to explain the procedure and what is was for I busted out laughing. You gotta be kidding me, anal bleaching!? For those of you that don’t know what it is, let me explain, Anal bleaching is the practice of bleaching the darker pigmentation of the skin around the anus for cosmetic purposes. I know I hate it when people tell me that my anus is too dark, it’s something I deal with on a daily basis. How superficial does one have to be to have their anal bleached?! It’s an anus for Christ sake! It’s where shit comes out, it’s not suppose to be pretty!