Our Neighbors Are Strange

Our neighbors are not the type of people that most home owners would want living beside them. If they had live there before we bought our house we wouldn’t be having these problems now cause we would of just struck this home off our list. But the family that lived there before was nice and friendly and didn’t cause us any problems. How I long for those days. 2 years after we bought our house, the neighbors from hell moved in. Now, in all honesty the old man and old woman who actually own and live in the house are nice and we have no problems with them. It’s everyone else that they have living with them. Fights in our yard, screaming at all hours of the night and wee morning, beer bottles throw in our yard, smoking weed in between our house in full view of everyone, disregard for our personal property, no respect whats so ever for anyone else but their selves, and that’s just naming a few. But today had to be the strangest thing they have done so far. I hooked London up outside and stood on our front porch waiting patiently for him to do his business when I notice out of the corner of my eye one of the neighbors unzipping his pants and peeing right there beside their back porch. I know he seen me when I walked out on the porch cause he looked directly at me. I couldn’t believe it! I was shocked to say the lest. Now I have no problems with peeing outside, while fishing with Mike the urge will hit and I will have to go NOW and there is no bathroom for miles so going to the trusty woods is my only option. I don’t enjoy it but would enjoy my bladder bursting less. But this guy was no more then a couple a feet from his back door, why in the hell he couldn’t of just went into his home and relieved himself in his facilities I will never know.


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    May 30, 2006 at 12:48 am

    Call the cops on their sick asses. Especially for the weed. I’m second away from calling the cops on my wife’s parents (who we are staying with for the summer until we go back to school) for doing the same thing. Next time you see him peeing outside, hit him with an air taser. You can get them for about $15 off the back of any van.

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    Don Marsh
    May 30, 2006 at 5:57 am

    This guy is cruisin to be put on the list of sex offenders. In many places, that’s what happens when you expose yourself that way. But, frankly, I think the guy was making a pass at you in his own sick way. “See what I got here, babe?” Next time, have a camera ready and have him busted…

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    May 30, 2006 at 6:44 pm

    he probably wanted you to see him pee… why i dunno some guys like to show off… what a lazy ass though. I would have laughed if it was me and made some kind of comment about small penis’s or somthing to that effect but hey im a bitch to dumb asses like that… my tolerance for that shit is a big fat ZERO!

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