Fedex Sucks Dick

I absolutely hate fedex, I despise them. I ordered worm medicine from Petco.com for the two stray cats that we have kinda adopted and paid for next day delivery. Petco shipped it out yesterday and I was schedule to receive the package today. I waited and waited all the while kept checking the tracking number on Fedex’s website which said it was on the truck on the way to be delivered. That was until it stated that they tried to delivery the package and no one was home. Bullshit! So I called Fedex and explained what was going on. I was nice and polite. The woman put me on hold so she could contact the driver and the bitch hung up on me! That was it I was done with the politeness. I called backed, got a different woman and told her what was going on. She argued with me saying that they tried to deliver it. I told her if they did it was to the wrong house and how I paid an extra $15 for next day delivery. Here is how our conversation went from there . .

Me: I paid an extra $15 for next day delivery!

Operator: You will have to take that up with the person who shipped the package

Me: Why? Petco shipped it out when they where suppose to. The only fault they have in this is that they used Fedex and not UPS

Operator: You will have to take it up with them.

Me: It was your company who screwed up not Petco.

Operator: He will try to deliver your package tomorrow

Me: You mean he will try to deliver it to the wrong house.

Operator: He will delivery to the address you provide.

Me: Can he not read? The address that is on the package is the same that is clearly marked on our house. It’s a simple task and he couldn’t seem to get it right the first time.

Operator: Mama there is nothing more I can do for you.

Me: Fine, if I don’t get my package tomorrow you will be hearing from me again cause this is complete and utter bullshit.

Then I hung up. God, I hate fedex!