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In my free time spent surfing the web I usually visit other blogs, curiosity, to see what other people are blogging about and I have noticed an abundance of very clever talented writers. And frankly it sucks. Yes, I admit it. The green monster known as jealousy has reared it’s ugly head. I wish I could write interesting, witty posts that keep the reader captured in fascination. But alas, I can not. I have tried without avail and just can not seem to articulate my words that well. Yes, I have a big vocabulary. Thanks to spending most of my life reading books or watching movies I have accumulated a great deal of pretty useless words cause when I use them I get the weirdest looks as if I am stupid for knowing these uncommon words. My IQ tests always say my strong point is more Literary then Mathematical or Scientific, not that you would be able to tell by my writings. I have these great thoughts in my head and then when I start typing they come out all wrong, not the beautiful string of words I had pictured in my mind. It’s quite unsettling.