Uncategorized

Keith Richards Admits, ‘I Snorted My Father’

So, supposably Keith Richards of The Rolling Stones has come out “admitting” that he snorted his father’s ashes.

“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father,” Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

“He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared,” he said. “… It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”

So this 63 year old walking corpus says he snorted his father’s ashes mixed with cocaine. What the hell is wrong with this guy? Don’t get my wrong, I love The Rolling Stones (though they are no where near as great as The Beatles) and Keith Richards is a hoot but come on! If this is true then this guy is one sick SOB and if this is just all bullshit then .. well .. he still is one sick SOB cause who would make up something like that? But either way you can never really tell with Keith.

No Comments

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.