Mike left this morning at 11 to go on his Katmasters.com fishing get together at the Ohio River. He will come home sometime Sunday. So that means Raven and I have the house to ourselves for the weekend. Well, actually just for tonight cause Saturday she will be staying the night with my mom so I will have the house to myself Saturday night. I will get to catch up on some movies I have been wanting to see like The Messengers, John Carpenterâ€™s newest film Pro-Life (which I have been waiting forever for him to make a new movie) and John Landisâ€™s Family. I will probably spend sometime with my mom and Nan Saturday when I take Raven down there.
Nan has been worrying us some. She has been talking about death lately and who gets what when she dies. Last weekend Raven and I was down vising with her and mom (with my Aunt Lois and cousin Missy aka Sis) and Nan started talking about dying again. So me and Aunt Lois started joking about our funerals. I have all ready said that if I go before Mike I want mom and Aunt Lois to start the rumor that Mike might have poisoned me. Mike doesn’t find that funny one bit but I think itâ€™s hilarious. Aunt Lois said she wants a purple tomb stone with flashing lights so everyone knows where her grave is. I told her we could record her saying something and then rig it up to a motion sensor so whenever someone would pass her grave it would shout out “Get the hell off my property”. And I want whoever is in charge of my funeral to rig up a hand in front of my grave that pops up whenever someone goes by. This got Nan to laughing. I donâ€™t know why she is know obsessing over death. She has never been one to worry about such things. My Nan turned 82 years old in May and she has always been a fun â€œold ladyâ€. You can joke with her about anything even if it would normally offend other people Nan just laughs along with us or tell us â€œBullshitâ€. Sheâ€™s pretty close to being like Sophia from The Golden Girls. She is one hell of a lady.