1. If you could swim in a pool filled with any substance, what would you choose?
Probably some expensive and delicious melted white chocolate.
2. Describe your left hand in detail.
It pretty much looks like the right one but . . . you know . . . it’s on the left.
3. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Probably cheeseburger and fries.
4. Write us a haiku.
A voice that makes one week in the knees
A smile that melts ones heart
He is Ewan McGregor
Hey it’s the best I can do in short notice.
5. If you had some sort of deformity that was causing the general public to worship you as a God (not necessarily this one, but this story obviously inspired the question), would you want to undergo corrective surgery, or continue living as you were?
I really don’t know. I would think I probably would go ahead and have the corrective surgery.