Meme Today

I found this little gem over at Jenn.nu and decided to take the Meme myself. Thanks Jenn!

1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog?
Nope. I try to look decent but that’s pretty much it. I always try to look decent.

2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered?
The only time they are photoshop is to correct coloring (such has lighening or darkening them) or being cropped.

3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks email you?
Sometimes yes, if the emails are funny and I can get a laugh from them.

4. Do you lie in your blog?
Nope.

5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog?
I do not think I am.

6. Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop?
LOL. No. I have never threatened to quit writing.

7. Are you in therapy? If not, should you be? If so, is it helping?
Nope, not in therapy. I am sure I could benefit from being in therapy. I have some issues.

8. Do you delete mean comments? Do you fake nice ones?
No, I do not think I have ever deleted a comment unless it was a spam one that somehow got through the filter. And I have never faked a comment.

9. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog? How about after?
LOL. NO!

10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less?
I would hope more. But sometimes I can be a bit shy at first.

11. Do you have a job?
I do some paid for blogging.

12. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it?
Of course I would.

13. Which blogger do you want to meet in real life?
Let’s see. Kat cause she is just so freakin’ awesome!

14. Which bloggers have you made out with?
LOL. The only one is this man, and I am married to him.

15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have?
I don’t think I act like either.

16. Does your family read your blog?
Not for sure. I know some of them have in the past. If they still do then I have not a clue.

17. How old is your blog?
The blog started in 2004.

18. Do you get more than 1000 page views per day? Do you care?
I’m not for sure. At one point I did but I do not know if I do now or not. Sometimes I care, sometimes I don’t.

19. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being , slutty, or a liar?
No.

20. Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing?
No.

21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes?
Hell yeah! I don’t want the IRS after me!

22. Is blogging narcissistic?
I don’t think it is but that’s just me.

23. Do you feel guilty when you don’t post for a long time?
Sometimes I do feel a little bad.

24. Do you like John Mayer?
No but I don’t dislike him either.

25. Do you have enemies?
Yes I do. But only a few. And those few (mainly one other person) mean nothing to me so I could care less about them and their pathetic skanky life. They thought they could destroy everything and so far they haven’t been able to. Crawl back under your rock you damn whore!

26. Are you lonely?
Sometimes I feel like I am extremely lonely.

27. Why bother?
Well, it depends. First you have to be more precise with your question.