Last night I was searching for recipes for cats. So I went to google and type cat recipes and didnâ€™t give it much thought. It never once crossed my mind that if I typed in cat recipes that, that is exactly what I would get. I never thought to type in recipes for cats cause if I was searching for cookie recipes I would of typed cookie recipes not recipes for cookies. Anyway, there in bold blue lettering located at the number one spot in google search was the words Cat Recipes so I just clicked on that. And waited, contently, until the page loaded. When the page and all itâ€™s pictures popped up on my screen . . . well . . . letâ€™s just say I was shocked . . . and then some what amused. Now, I do not condone animal cruelty cause well I love animals but the site of an animal cut open doesnâ€™t bother me cause I have helped many a times to skin and clean deer. And I must confess to playing with dead things when I was younger. Anywho, being the curious type that I am I scrolled down the page and read some of the recipes. And who happens to jump on my lap. None other then Jedi. So I pointed to one of the pictures featured on the site and proclaimed to the orange fur ball of orneriness that if he didnâ€™t stop slapping things off the counter this is what would happen to him. He just twitch his little pink nose at me and gave me a little meow which I am almost positive was his way of saying bullshit. Cause . . . ya know . . . he likes to cuss at me . . . while he plots for world domination. Cause that’s what cats do in their spare time.