They Say It Taste Just Like Chicken

Last night I was searching for recipes for cats. So I went to google and type cat recipes and didn’t give it much thought. It never once crossed my mind that if I typed in cat recipes that, that is exactly what I would get. I never thought to type in recipes for cats cause if I was searching for cookie recipes I would of typed cookie recipes not recipes for cookies. Anyway, there in bold blue lettering located at the number one spot in google search was the words Cat Recipes so I just clicked on that. And waited, contently, until the page loaded. When the page and all it’s pictures popped up on my screen . . . well . . . let’s just say I was shocked . . . and then some what amused. Now, I do not condone animal cruelty cause well I love animals but the site of an animal cut open doesn’t bother me cause I have helped many a times to skin and clean deer. And I must confess to playing with dead things when I was younger. Anywho, being the curious type that I am I scrolled down the page and read some of the recipes. And who happens to jump on my lap. None other then Jedi. So I pointed to one of the pictures featured on the site and proclaimed to the orange fur ball of orneriness that if he didn’t stop slapping things off the counter this is what would happen to him. He just twitch his little pink nose at me and gave me a little meow which I am almost positive was his way of saying bullshit. Cause . . . ya know . . . he likes to cuss at me . . . while he plots for world domination. Cause that’s what cats do in their spare time.