A Reason To Shop At Kroger’s

I don’t shop at Kroger’s. They are way to expensive. I am a walmart shopper. They are the cheapest place to get groceries so that’s where we go. Why spend $5 for a gallon of milk at other stores when I can get it for $3 at walmart. Anywho, Mike had a gift card for Kroger’s so I figured why not use it up since it was given to him. I wasn’t going to let it go to waste. So I ran up there yesterday to pick up some stuff for his lunch. While walking through the store, placing items in my cart and looking at the prices of the items, it just reinforced my desire to shop at Walmart instead. Those prices where completely outrageous. ‘Why does anyone shop here’ I thought to myself . . . and then I seen the reason why . . . he was in lane 3 bagging groceries. He was gorgeous to say the least. My heart stopped. No lie. It skipped a beat. And I swear everything went in slow motion, a light from heaven shown down on him and angels sung out in harmony! OK, maybe my recollection is a little off but you get my point. I continued checking out in the self service check out lane while keeping an eye on this Adonis hoping to see his name tag, which I did not. I finished my business and walked out the front door with one last glance at this beautiful man. I want to thank you, Mr. So Freakin’ Hot I Want To Lick You Up And Down who was bagging groceries at the Clarksburg Kroger’s, for giving me a reason to shop there.