Holy Heck Batman

Holy Catfish! I just got slapped with a wet salmon – really – I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died. You would not believe the fairy dust I have to clean up. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!

I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with finding Jesus (after someone told me he was lost), learning to speak Japanese and just generally being a Darling to every Lost Boy that crosses my path. My day seems to be a litany of stuff and giggles from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies till I feel like going to bed. I am not being a whinging Pom or anything cause it will be fun fun fun till my daddy takes my TBird away.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Go with God, good friends. Don’t hold your breath though, you’re likely to turn blue.