Day 04: Write your own obituary.
The small town of Meadowbrook lost a valued member today when Amanda “Manda”, 105, died suddenly and unexpectedly when she choked on an ice cube. Amanda led the fight against the 2012 zombie apocalypse in her small community saving thousands of lives. After the zombie war ended, Amanda created several books including “Surviving the Apocalypse”, “Living with Zombies” and “Do Zombies Feel Pain? Questions about the Living Dead” that showcased her many photographs that she took during the zombie invasion.
She was preceded in death by her husband, Mike. She is survived by her daughter Raven Jane, age 88, who is a well-known manga artist living in Japan; 3 grandchildren Reagan, Rowan and Ridley and 51 cats Campbell, River, Ash, Sir Rupert FuzzyBottom III, Bango, Countess Lillian LongWhiskers, Spencer, Ryko, Church, Raiden, Takao, Firefly, Mulder, Scully, Winchester, Raimi, Impala, Romero, Carpenter, Lennon, Cheeky McCheekerson, Wallace, Gromit, Aleister, Hello Kitty, Chococat, Gidget, Gingersnap, Jezebel, Pussy Galore, Nutmeg, Basil, Potter, Fuzznuts, Thumper, Winston, Optimus Prime, Waffles, Chairman Meow, Michael Scott, Dwight K. Schrute, Furnando, Admiral Snuggles, Prince Humperdinck, Inigo Montoya, Fraggle, Sergeant Hairball, Edward Scissorpaws, Sir Lix-a-lot, Sushi and Asturd.
SpencerAugust 17, 2010 at 2:45 pm
LOL epic obit!
Edward Scissorpaws <3
CarolynneAugust 17, 2010 at 9:10 pm
LOL!!! I know I shouldn’t laugh at an “obituary,” but this was hilarious 😉
AshleyAugust 18, 2010 at 11:53 pm
ROFLLL I LOVE yours! I seriously laughed out loud, good stuff!