Staying In Bed

Some days, I just want to stay in bed.

Is that bad?

It’s not that I am depressed or miserable, it’s just sometime I would rather do all my daily tasks in my soft, warm bed. If I could somehow install wheels and a motor on my bed, life would be pure heaven. I of course would have to widen the door frames a bit so I could get my newly motorized bed throughout the house to wash dishes, feed my fuzzy babies, cook dinner, perform the daily housekeeping and go outside to mow the grass all without ever leaving my comfy bed.

Hell, if the motor was powerful enough I could drive my bed to the store for a little grocery shopping. How the townsfolk would look upon me with envy, wishing they could just stay in their beds. But they can’t because I am the only one with a special motorized bed! Muhahahahaha!!!


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    November 8, 2011 at 6:44 am

    Sometimes, it’s good just to stay in bed. Even mommies, wives and pet owners deserve a day off here and there! My cats are quite used to me getting up only to feed them and do the mandatory bathroom shenanigans before heading back to bed — if they want attention, they know they can come to the bedroom and pile up on me to receive it!

    Bed days are a great source of motivation!

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    November 8, 2011 at 8:53 pm

    I would so love to be able to just stay in bed and do everything I need to do from there. 🙂 I love the idea of your motorized bed. 🙂

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