How to Stay Alive in a Scary Movie

 

Rule One:
Do not talk to a stranger asking you random questions on the phone.

Rule Two:
LISTEN to the music.

Rule Three:
Do not accept a dare from a friend to stay in a haunted house all night.

Rule Four:

Do not follow a suspicious looking guy in a truck.>

 

Rule Five:
Do not research into a ghost that haunts your house.

 

Rule Six:
Do not think its your friend lurking outside your tent.

 

Rule Seven:
Do not go into the darkness where no one can see you.

 

Rule Eight:
Do not play with a doll called Chucky OR his bride

 

Rule Nine:
Do not go outside when your tv brakes, just don’t

 

Rule Ten:

Don’t ever go to see what is making things go bump in the night

 

Aren’t You Glad You Didn’t Turn on the Lights

 

Two college roommates were complete opposites, one liked to study while the other liked to party. In preparation for their upcoming midterms, the studious roommate (Jane) planned a Friday night of studying while the partier (Mary) decided to go to a frat party.

The two were friends, regardless of their differences, and while Mary got ready for the party, she tried to get Jane to go. Jane insisted on studying and Mary set out for the party. Jane agreed to leave the door unlocked, so that Mary wouldn’t have to bring her keys.

While Mary was at the party, she met up with another group of friends and they convinced Mary to stay at their place for the night. Mary agreed but had to stop back at her room to get her keys. It was about 2 a.m. when Mary got back. She snuck in and grabbed her keys, leaving the lights off, not wanting to wake her roommate.

The next morning Mary walked home, intent to ask Jane for some study help. When she reached her room and opened the door she saw Jane murdered at her desk! Written on the wall in Jane’s blood was “Aren’t you glad you didn’t turn on the light?”

 

Variations:

  • This story has also been set at a summer camp where the two girls were bunk mates and one went back to get her purse.
  • Sometimes the police are already at the dorm room when the surviving roommate returns and they reluctantly let her in to see the message on the wall.

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