At work we are allowed to dress up for Halloween. So of course I am going to take part in it and hopefully win the costume contest. I just don’t know what to be. I thought about possibly going ahead and spending the $80 on a Battle Royale costume. I love that movie. Have seen it hundreds of times. I first saw it years ago and that movie is what got me started on the whole Japanese culture.

Anywho, I thought about it but the costume is just really like a school uniform and doesn’t really look Halloweeny. So I’m not sure if I will go with that or possibly something else. Any suggestions?

Yeah, so I am really, really wanting to see the over the top Japanese gore film called Tokyo Gore Police. Anyone close to me knows my love for horror movies, gore, jhorror (japanese horror movies) and the soft spot that will probably always be in my heart for most things Japanese. So it’s no surprise that this movie (which releases on DVD in October) would immediately catch my attention.

The movie’s about a group of mutated humans called Engineers. The mutation allows them to create weapons out of their wounds — including a man who turns his bitten off penis into a cannon. There’s also a female Engineer who, after getting her breasts sliced off, begins lactating acid, burning the flesh off her victims. OK, I’m sure you get the picture. The Tokyo police have become a privatized force specializing in hunting down said Engineers.

So, yeah. Watch the trailer. Tell me you love it. Tell me you hate it. Tell me I am a sick bastard. Just tell me something.

1. What is your favorite carnival ride?
Wow, I’m not for sure. I would probably have to say the Spider which is sometimes called the octopus.

2. What is the biggest prize you ever won at a carnival or fair?
A big stuffed panda bear for throwing darts at balloons and busting them.

3. What is the most you ever spent at a single carnival game?
Not sure. I don’t think I have ever spent over $5 though.

4. Take the quiz: What carnival ride are you?

You Are a Carousel

You are young at heart and a truly playful person. No one would ever accuse you of taking life too seriously. You are definitely in things for the fun. You find joy easily, and you are often building up anticipation for your next adventure. In relationships, you tend to want to be babied and taken care of. And while you may be a bit high maintenance, you are incredibly loyal. Your life is simple and satisfying. Each day you treat yourself to something you enjoy. You have a lot of emotional attachments, and experiences are extra vivid to you. You tend to be nostalgic and sentimental. The past is important to you. Comfortable around all living things, you have a special connection to animals and children. At your best, you are whimsical, free spirited, and creative. Even if your schemes seem a bit strange, they usually work out wonderfully. At your worst, you are spoiled, demanding, and impossible to satisfy. You’ve been known to act like a brat if you aren’t getting your way!

5. If you went to a typical carnival and realized you weren’t in the mood to ride the rides, what would you be more likely to want to do to amuse yourself?
Well, more then likely I would have went with some family or friends so I would probably goof off with them and eat a funnel cake and some cotton candy until I am about ready to pass out from sugar shock.

6. What job would you least like to have at a carnival or fair?
The person who cleans up the puke.